A burner account created on Wednesday last week. Cambridge Analytica or a russian botfarm doing damage control. 

The whole post Edward Snowden NSA scandal gop pundits retort “if you got nothing to hide” right back to them.

But your “still shadow king infested legion’s David Haller” like profile picture looks the creepiest.

Take “Sweet potato salad” and keep the “sweet honey ice tea”. Leave the “drowned in mayonnaise potatoes”-salad for general use.

Broheim? That cool guy from Asgard? Who can out drink Odinson? (Not Falstaff, nobody can outdrink Falstaf).

Give or take, 315.000 years ago?

It really is going to cut in movie revenues if we’re not allowed to mispronounce, unintentionally, his name.

About what?

Some sinister nanobots’ grey goo doomsday scenario foreshadowing.

Well. He, probably, is, also, a descendant of the founder of the UK’s main school of magic, Hogwarts. So, just your ordinary No-maj or Muggle witch hunt with complementary Tiki torches and pitchforks. You know, Tuesdays in Salem.

I’m sorry, i totally disagree. No eating of children. Old people on the other hand. We’re all scavengers, we’re not build for eating fresh meat. Meat has to be “aged” first to be suitable for consumption.

“8. Try Not to Invite Your Black Friend to Some Event Where They Find Out They’re the Only Black Person There.”

 Talking to the police:

That quick tweet by donny two scoops means it wasn’t a white alt-right male?

Can “it follows” be passed on through telephone, chat roulette or webcam sex. Asking for a friend.

Some things can not be unseen after her jeff,

“Jane Bond: Secret Agent” serial adventure in Tina and Princess Tina weekly girl’s comic anthology 1967-70, by Mike Hubbard (later republished 1979 Tammy Annual).

As long it stays topical.

Retroactively speaking, to close for comfort to “ghost dad”.