It’s a nice thought that an IQ augmented monkey escaped from a science lab could one day find a loving human family who will care for it like one of their own.
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Bartenders, in most countries, are obligated by law to stop serving liquor when the customer is perceived to be, well, drunk. It’s harder for liquor store clerks because it is just a moment of purchase which could be just the second stop on a nightly milk round of five.
As long as it isn’t going to be whitewashed; directed by michael bay and situated in a small imaginary city state next to monaco with an all starched cast.
That happens to any man on earth (or planets). Gain just enough or loose enough weight and hair, they enter the Nick Offerman zone.
And if they are not fresh enough. Rimshot.
Oh, crab. That was just too horrible to watch. I’ll stick to frozen shrimps.
Well. Depends in what time period the game plays.
The gop Santa Clause tactic. Republicans spend, spend, spend, being popular. The democrats having to clean-up the gop’s mess after, being extra frugal and thus unpopular. Still getting accused of overspending.
Well.
This Luwak coffee is some expensive shit.
Mankind originated in Africa. Some of us left, some of us stayed. And a couple were kidnapped, forced to work in industrial slavery and died, horridbly. You can be as racist as hell but deep down you’ll always know you’re doing wrong. Hence the shouting and bible thumping.
Where is Shatner’s nipple?
Bone spurs.
People cleaning office buildings would be light years better at presidenting than this orange fart.