And if they are not fresh enough. Rimshot.

Oh, crab. That was just too horrible to watch. I’ll stick to frozen shrimps.

Well. Depends in what time period the game plays.

The gop Santa Clause tactic. Republicans spend, spend, spend, being popular. The democrats having to clean-up the gop’s mess after, being extra frugal and thus unpopular. Still getting accused of overspending.

Some viewing of Oliver Twist (1948) maybe.

“I, For One, Welcome Our New 17 year old Overlords”.

Start your own party. “S.A.N.E.”

Well.

This Luwak coffee is some expensive shit.

Mankind originated in Africa. Some of us left, some of us stayed. And a couple were kidnapped, forced to work in industrial slavery and died, horridbly. You can be as racist as hell but deep down you’ll always know you’re doing wrong. Hence the shouting and bible thumping.

Where is Shatner’s nipple?

Bone spurs.

People cleaning office buildings would be light years better at presidenting than this orange fart.

I googled for Rococo Catholic Church, marble and gold. I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for these meddling young neural networks.

Well, the kid clearly wasn’t wearing a hoodie, eating skittles, selling single cigarettes from a package or walking up to a cash register to pay for a toy gun. So he was clearly not trained for this situation. (do i really need to put a) “/s” (here)?

This is some “New clothes for the emperor” level burn.

Trump only is into Catholicism because of all the gold plated and marble.