That strange brown cross looks like a turd painful to shit out. Mixed up with blood, taking in account those letters spelling out dog in reverse next to it.

“he struggled for some time but they tied him up too good. The potato sack over his head blocking all of his senses but one, two counting his sense of smell severely impaired by a cold. Three, feeling a penetrating cold. All that was left for him was listening for clues about his surroundings. Silence but for a small…

Just rip off a couple of (Monty python) sketch’s scripts and use them as character dialog by strategically replacing words.

Yesssss, Belgian Waffles. Unfortunately a couple of years ago i lost the ability to taste sweet. (Never step into a matter transmitter holding a cat). So, in my case Belgian waffles WITH Belgian chocolate. I have been trying to make them myself a couple of times. But the sugar dissolves in the batter before you can…

A dutch ape sandwich.

Raw, fried, steamed, smoked, pickled sour in glass jars and canned with oil or tomatoes.

Belgium’s chief treat is indeed waffles...waffles and chocolate...chocolate and waffles........... Belgium’s two culinary treats are chocolate and waffles......... and fried sliced potato’s with mayo. Their *three* best treats are chocolate, And waffles, and fried sliced potato’s with mayo...... and strong dark…

AHW Fuck! Now i want to be a New Zealand cop too.

Just hold on. Somewhere, somewhen a start up is slaving away at their AR tongue patch or tasteplayer.

Roy moore, and the misses, running so scared and anxious the gravy train will be pulling out of the station without them on board.

You know about soylent green? Well, (old) Dominoes is made of elephants.

What people forget is that nazi’s/ fascists always have a list.

Horrible, horrible auto cue. Like chewing on glitter.

Don’t feed the trolls. Well, trumpansee snowflakes.

How very “original” of them.

Use a star shaped pie or cupcakes bakingform.

Did you secure the (movie) right’s of this “The Caucasian’s Guide to <Thanksgiving>”? Because it sure conjured up images with flashbacks, (recipes) montages and voice over Bryan Fuller/spike lee style.

Matt damon really letting himself go. His inner whitemansplainer seeping through to the outside.

He’s A reaper, not THE REAPER.