Only those who attends Black Sabbaths and wait in line the whole time instead of depraving like the rest. I’m told. The origin of brown nosing. 

A deal closed, somewhere, on a crossroad, in the deep south, next to a hanging tree, one hit by lightning several times, in front of a boarded up institution for the criminal insane of somewhat ill repute that was housed in a converted what used to be, conveniently already tiled, easy to clean, great drainage but…

Where is that american flag or trump maga banner when it’s really needed to hide that dwarf goat toe.

Just pour hot water on coffee in a jar. Stir. Then use a holder with a paper filter and pour to separate the hot or cooled down brew. Rinse the jar with some extra water and pour again. Also works the intended way to brew one or more cups of coffee. Cheap way to try out the principle behind that oxo thing before…

Just pour hot water on coffee in a jar. Stir. Then use a holder with a paper filter and pour to separate the hot or…

Not to forget sex education. To teach that it is not some vague magical sparkly twilight thing granting instant knowledge.

Yes wireless. But until then magnetic connections instead of jack in connections. So if you go wild it disconnects instead of pulling your whole setup down.

That asshole is really ruining Pixar’s up for me.

Ordered through a “famous monsters of film land” magazine advert. A Vampirella pin-up door Poster by Jose Gonzalez.

Going for number two often means some number one too.

When you finish peeing there is still some urine left in the Urethra. To get rid of that it helps to gently squeeze the penis at the base and pull from the pubes to the top to remove the last drips shaking the end. To really get the last of it, bend trough your knees and crouch down. Use some toilet paper to get rid…

Bald spots. All that friction of the rim of the hat on the scalp.

The only cones he heard of are in his closet and made of rubber.

Just chuckle evil with a knowing smile every time she mentions heaven.

So they are popping them out just for ratings now. Not because they want them.

Just wrap it up in tinfoil, squeeze it a bit in shape and throw it on the BBQ.

Turtles don’t grow that big and elephant’s hooves aren’t exactly know for their anti-slip properties.

Just means the concept of “zero”, evolution and sexual hygiene are out.

It’s always about the benjamins and/or status (aka loosing face, being perceived as incompetent, not owning up to mistakes).