You forgot the “two scoops of ice cream”.

Nothing is worse than Goatse. For those innocents who googled.

A friend told me to never type “sex”, “xxx” and/or “porn” after any google key phrase.

Gnome beard?

I thought the dungarees color code was more widely in use.

That style is also unwise.

What?

“My son is not a racist. Sometimes he makes bad decisions, and this was the worst decision he has made in his life so far,”

A small diabetic trigger warning for so much sweetness would have been appreciated.

That was, not trying to use small words poisoned by association with the big orange in chief in the “white” house, a melancholic story (thanks, on-line Merriam-Webster Thesaurus).

Just use smaller towels. And paper towels for the poop hole.

They also likely had and keep having plastic surgery / liposuction to have and keep that gap.

6. Be a 9 to 5 person. Never blur the line between work and life. Overtime should be compensated.

The protesters also revealed the cheap craftsmanship that went into making that statue. After that small fall it just caved into itself. Was it cast from lead? Or tin? They should look into the financials of it all. Taxpayers were ripped off.

But what about her emails?

“bigley or covfefe.”

Don’t you read the news? Godwin’s law got a amendment.

Suuuuurrrrrre. Wink, wink. Nudge,nudge.