BUT PLEASE BRING ME A JUICE BOX, MY THROAT IS PARCHED FROM ALL OF THE FIGHTING.

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

Actually that’s not at all what happened. From snopes:

“She is the living embodiment of everything people hate about politics.”

I’m still pissed off that this shooting, which the shooter admitted was an attack on women, did not get a ton of attention. People focused on the fact that it was in a movie theater more than the fact that the shooter was an admitted misogynist. I mean the host of a radio show even said that the shooter frequently…

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

How do you serve as VP when you’ve publicly stated your opponent is unqualified to be President?

It’s okay to be unsure, and it’s okay to wonder whether your vote will haunt you five years from now, because any which way, it very well might.

A Jezebel commenter graced an article I wrote with a list of “pros and cons” about the candidate that named Clinton’s only con as “hasn’t fulfilled her potential.”

I’m now googling pictures of presidential candidates eating. I would like everyone to note that Hillary is the only person with literally hundreds of pictures of her eating and also the only person who looks like she has any idea what to do while eating. I think she has my vote now.

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I think it’s telling how easy it is to find and apartment an pay rent in his head. He got the whiff that Clinton may have called him unqualified (she didn’t), and he went fucking ballistic to this preceived slight.

I started out supporting Hillary Clinton and admiring Bernie Sanders. I gradually realized that Bernie is largely a magical thinker whose agenda would go nowhere if he were elected. But now he’s gone too far, and I just want him to STFU already.

I mean detailed plans that describe HOW he'll do what he says he wants to do. His website says exactly what he says in his stump speeches - that he'll break up the big banks, etc. The question people want answered is HOW. That's the question he failed to answer in the interview that started all of this, and that's…

There is a reason Hillary Clinton has the best record for truth telling in this campaign. Bernie Sanders just says whatever the fuck he wants and gets ANGRY if anyone asks for backup or specifics.

Ok, so I had a bunch of white people telling me how minorities should vote for Bernie because he’s obviously so good for us and why can’t we just realise that??!!

THANK YOU for actually pointing out that at no point did Clinton say Sanders is unqualified. Scarborough, who is a blithering idiot, asked a baiting question trying to get her to say that and she of course didn’t rise to it because she’s not an idiot. He said “Do you think Sanders is unqualified to be president? Do…

I mean... regardless of who I am voting for, I have to give this one to Hilary. Even turning the Hashtag around on her didn’t work, her supporters were actually using it to list her accomplishments and Bernie’s we’re just being... snarky? And it’s a weird battle to pick, There are plenty of legitimate reasons you can…

JFC. Democrats are being handed this election to them on a silver fucking platter, and they want to set it on fire. Support your candidate, don’t denigrate the other, and whoever wins the nod, vote -D. It’s really not that fucking hard.

I like this one