Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

is dabbing involved? is your FLAM on fleek?

I’m momming hard today so that later I can just throw a lasagna in the oven from the freezer while I get high :-)

Oh, more like FLJCO!

You’re a BAAM*.

Yeah, my version of FLAM is wake up tired at 5:45 AM, proceed to hustle three kids through two hours of getting to school routines, caffeinate myself into consciousness, bulldoze through a day, cry inside when the evening meal I prepare is thrown away and I’m castigated for never making ANYTHING GOOD, I cajole, beg,…

Hate to break it to y’all but parents generally don’t have a leisurely dinner with 2.5 glasses of wine. Typically the wine is your dinner and you hurriedly eat a sandwich over the kitchen sink while trying to get your kids to finish their homework, clean up their room and shouting for the 20th time. “NO, YOU CANNOT…

Is that in any way related to Tim Tams?

in austrailia they have FLIM FLAM SLAMS

finally i’ve found myself with this one acronym

YES that shit is tripping me the fuck out.

“Oh no, someone somewhere is getting something I don’t need!”

It’s worse than that. I think the cops are trying to say “Look at what we deal with every day, aren’t we heroes? Don’t you feel bad for us?” They are using a child’s circumstance to elevate themselves, that is highly cynical.

But what if someone guessed wrong and called him Chinese? Wouldn’t that offend him more than Asian? Just curious.

And see, I hate the term hispanic. For one thing, my family is Mexican. Hispanic originally referred to Hispania. We aren’t Spanish. It’s more contemporary usage is basically meaningless. Not only am I not in community with all Spanish-speaking people, there are plenty of people in my community for whom Spanish is a…

It actually reminds me exactly of the time I spent in a small, private liberal arts college in the Midwest in the 90s when young women would often preface their views on any discussion involving campus sexism/misogyny with, “I mean, I’m not some *feminist* but....”

When someone goes out of their way to say “I’m not a PC kinda person,” it sets off alarm bells for me. The rest of what she said is fine/reasonable/her choice but when someone starts off by announcing they’re “not politically correct” I find myself bracing for a shit show.

So the Republicans endorse a racist, animated ball of ear wax and a dead man, but the election is rigged if they lose, right?

Why are Republicans so critical of Hillary’s health if they’re willing to vote for a dead guy? Clearly this guy doesn’t have the stamina or strength to hold office.