Micheal Phelps is just hotter than Ryan Lochtes. There, I said it.

I think the important context here is that multiple marriage isn’t usually prosecuted except in FLDS communities. In those scenarios, young girls are frequently brainwashed and manipulated into marriage with a much older man, but no one can prove it... birth records are scarce to non-existent, and the very family…

I see it more from a practical legal perspective. The complexity of relationships grows exponentially. A few examples off the top of my head:

I kind of like this idea, except I want to point out that nobody ever says this about Woody Allen movies, and those are just meaningless romps about white people having age-inappropriate relationships. I’m not defending Parker or his film, just pointing out the double standard.

Yup. I have no sympathy for Parker losing his own voice in this- when it comes to the matter of sexual assault and its depiction on film, I think it’s fitting that he be the silent one now.

Ironic yes, but also good business too. You can’t really argue with her unless you want to look like an ass, so that puts her in a strong position to push the film without having the backlash that Parker has to face. She is definitely the one who has the “power” in this scenario. I like it.

So much this. It would make a fabulous cross stitch.

“Gender suspicious” is a glorious phrase.

For those curious about the brother/sister/brother reference in the statement. From David Arquette on Kocktails with Khloe:

I hope there’s an inside family joke there and not flat out misgendering.

LINDA LINDA LINDA! LISTEN!

Well, now I gotta boycott Sean Lennon. Fuck. I mean, I’d never heard of Foxygen so boycotting that was gonna be easy.

Go to your room

I’m equally surprised that the son of John Lennon would turn out to be a cock.

You’re pointing out that he’s a man. And that’s no fun for men. QED, bitches.

I’m very surprised that the son of Yoko Ono would tweet something that makes no sense.

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

sean lennon seems less human and more hipster reduction.

“Talk down” seems to be a euphemism, here. To condescendingly patronise a woman as to her own experience and that of her gender might come closer.