justacolander
JustAColander
justacolander

Thank you.

Kara, I just want you to know that I had a dream the other night in which someone said something shady, and I put my hand to my chest, looked at my best girlfriend, and said, “Did she just?” And she said, “I think she did.”

that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

Oh, you just meant the building. How disappointing.

That really bugs me. It’s like when people think that introverts really just need help coming out of their shell instead of recognizing that they might be perfectly happy just being left alone. Introverts are not required to cater to extrovert whims, and being in close proximity to me doesn’t mean I automatically owe

Why, though? Maybe he’s like me and hates small talk. I’m not good at it, I don’t enjoy it, and whenever someone engages me in it, I want it to end as soon as possible. I’m perfectly content to be left alone, and I hate this notion that it’s rude for me not to sate another person’s need to talk.

No, they’re still together. Which is why it’s all so dumb. This was all about her being so full of herself.

Wow. That was one helluva reach to cape for a woman so narcissistic she had to project her insecurities on an unwitting human being because she can’t fathom somebody not wanting to get to know her. Like, congratulations. That reach was damn near Herculean.

“That person doesn’t want to fuck me” is my opening gambit in all my social interactions.

You know what’s funny is that you are putting the onus of starting a conversation solely on Mr. Beckham. Did it ever occur to you that Ms. Dunham could have simply started a conversation with Mr. Beckham rather than pretend that she could read his mind?

Lena’s a comedian?

Interesting. Switch the pronouns, and you have a classic Nice Guy (TM). “Who just assumes that a random girl doesn’t want them because she’s minding her own business”

Per the people of tumblr:

So basically he was just as bored and uninterested in her as we all are? Not because of her looks, because she is just legit boring and uninteresting.

This is the best response really. He doesn’t need to engage and respond to her insecurity. She said some racist, sexist shit & she needs to stew in her own stupidity.

Very classy, which makes her look even sillier.

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