I so agree with #2. My first go round I got accepted into 2 ivys with full rides, but my preferred school (which actually wasn’t an ivy but in my field is considered the top school) didn’t offer a big enough scholarship for me to afford to go.

I think the point about priority changes is important. When your single, it’s all your own to set, but when you’re married it can have big consequences.

Are Beaver City and Balltown near each other? I mean I could look it up, but why bother? I want them to have a border and put a sign there with pants on it.

with a side of mom meat.

because prochoice people eat babies of course.

I think they should have to check first. Where’s Maury Povich?

in the south it takes two eggs to make one child. true stuff. look into it. it’s only south of the mason dixon tho.

right? you can just imagine the awkward chuckles from weird back water fundies as they order stuff. gross stuff.

thasokay

i see what you did there.

I’m just happy Hamno is here.

That white (vomit) stuff you all (gag) call gravy is nothing more than lumpy flour base with salt in it. Real gravy is brown or some variation thereof.

that sounds good.

Chick-Fil-A: a place I wouldn’t eat while traveling based on the people I see going in and out.

Not even human cannibals eat parents and their children together at the same time.

There you are. We missed you.

The only way terrorists can defeat the United States is if they sucker us into turning a billion Muslims into the enemy of the United States.

Am I the only one who saw this and thought “of course mark ruffalo’s penis would have the face of robert downey jr. on it”

rumor has it if you play it backwards you can hear Brad saying “It was always Gwyneth!”

oh, that makes me feel so much better.