Come on she is clearly one of the great minds of a generation.

Right?

While I agree that everything here is awful, am I the only one who reads the “it” in the “do I want to fuck it” as being Lena?

She is adorable. I know you want me to talk about the issues here, but I am just captivated by how adorable she is. Squee!

This is exactly why I am not a teacher.

Something should be done about them. Can’t we build some sort of a wall? They are the real problem.

RITE?

I think the brokest Kardashians are worth like $20MM. They are smart business people. We should all be paying attention to their game. Whether you “like” them or not, they know how to hustle.

+1 on the bus pass.

so, they loaded him up on ‘ludes and told him to read from the paper that was written by someone with half an (evil) brain.

First of all, that makes me feel old. Also, I watched Princess Diana’s funeral on my black and white TV using rabbit ears. The reception wasn’t too bad. Later, I wrote about it on my typewriter.

She’s obviously one of the best people.

Is that what Hamilton Nolan looks like? That photo is exactly how I imagine him.

I will now greet any and all Nascar fans with Shalom.

Thank you all for your helpful comments. Does anyone have Chris Brown’s phone number? I have a straw....

Brilliant.

OMG you guys. Can farts really be sucked out of asses? Because I’ve had a real monster stuck in there ever since I ate that burrito earlier. Can I call the police about this? Can Chris Brown help me with? Please Internet, illuminate this.

Opioid abuse often leaves a pink tinge around the eyes of the abuser. Just sayin’

The resemblance is uncanny. hammy.