I think the brokest Kardashians are worth like $20MM. They are smart business people. We should all be paying attention to their game. Whether you “like” them or not, they know how to hustle.

+1 on the bus pass.

so, they loaded him up on ‘ludes and told him to read from the paper that was written by someone with half an (evil) brain.

First of all, that makes me feel old. Also, I watched Princess Diana’s funeral on my black and white TV using rabbit ears. The reception wasn’t too bad. Later, I wrote about it on my typewriter.

She’s obviously one of the best people.

Is that what Hamilton Nolan looks like? That photo is exactly how I imagine him.

I will now greet any and all Nascar fans with Shalom.

Thank you all for your helpful comments. Does anyone have Chris Brown’s phone number? I have a straw....

Brilliant.

OMG you guys. Can farts really be sucked out of asses? Because I’ve had a real monster stuck in there ever since I ate that burrito earlier. Can I call the police about this? Can Chris Brown help me with? Please Internet, illuminate this.

Opioid abuse often leaves a pink tinge around the eyes of the abuser. Just sayin’

The resemblance is uncanny. hammy.

I came here to say thank goodness and good for her. And the fact that the picture includes their child is so over the top I can’t even... but then, because I’m a jerk. There is this:

I support his decision as free speech. I may not agree with him 100% but I respect that he is taking a stand on an issue that needs attention.

Did he really put Ray J in there, bro? Because that would be pretty funny.

He should go to the doctor. Sometimes there are really easy to fix reasons for it. It probably bothers him more than he is willing to say, because men are like that, and he’ll probably be really happy when it’s fixed.

I know someone who changed their baby’s name after about a month. They had a situation where they really wanted a name and let people talk them out of it, and then regretted it.

I have a baby and more support than the average person and it’s still hard.

I was really healthy and great most of my pregnancy, and then for about the last two months, I was very sick. I spent almost all of the time in bed or at least in my house. It sucked. Since I was pretty sick, I slept a lot or tried to, and it was pretty hard to do much of anything.

Sometimes as parents we make mistakes. Do you think that it might have just been something that she really didn’t mean to do and was just a bad mistake on her part? If you did it, wouldn’t you want her to forgive you.