As someone who knows what this piece of dirt did to atlantic city, the thought that anyone would let him run anything is horrible. i encourage all of you to visit atlantic city. make sure you wonder the streets at night too, alone. and when you come upon someone over the age of 40, ask them about trump.

“find another career”

That is a remarkably short finger he’s waving around.

Kim Zolciak-Bierman is like that friend who is really fun to get drunk with but you don’t want her to be around your other friends because she’s so embarrassing. But yet, you like her anyway. It’s terrible, but she just reminds me of those cheesy girls I knew growing up who just wanted to fit in.

So, Rachel Dolezal ... Kylie’s got to realize that she’s slowly faking herself into looking like a light skinned Black woman at this point, right?.I say this as a white woman who loves a bit of bronzer, fake tan, hair extensions and lip plumper etc. But I’m not trying to look like another race, just less ghosty. I…

The whole idea that media (eh-hem) perpetuate that story, when Kylie her self came out after and said that he made a down payment and arranged for it, but that if she wanted to keep it after the first year or whatever she was going to have to pay... but yet people keep writing that Tyga gave her a Ferrari. Please.

I have a hunch it has something to do with the desirability of lobsters among that crowd. Just a hunch tho. Either that or too drunk. Maybe both.

I think it was either Boston, San Fran or MD.

I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert for work (don’t ask). Three rows back center with my boss, both of us in black suits in the middle of the summer.

Thank you for the big clock acknowledgement.

My eyeballs just rolled so hard they nearly came right out of my head

I get this and here is my song about it in gifs

1.) His only redeeming quality is Gwen’s interest in him, he should therefore make that his focus.

The combo of the contacts plus his gaping tongue roll thing makes me feel like he’s going to eat my brain.

It’s the face.

I thought it was called “the slot” as in ballot box....

wrong.

She paid us all in orgasms. Didn’t you know that’s what we’ve been doing this whole time while you guys are busy hating the muslims. We have all been having sex.

Right? less people = more lonely streets for me to stumble down = happier chick.