I add sarcastic flair to my hey:

Seth from Fox’s “The OC” and the Gosling meme are why “hey” is a thing.

I have never had sex.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Because “You still here?” is totally frowned upon?

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

Bam!

Maybe she looked off because it’s harder to dope in the Olympics...

He stopped being hot since he dated Taylor Swift

Does this qualify as a cry for help?

I was just looking at the pictures of Tswift and Tom making out at the Colosseum in Rome last month & was thinking about how much it probably smelled like hot garbage. But, most importantly, how is it even possible that she has red lipstick on and he has no lipstick on his face??? I don’t care what kind of dry matte…

Taylor: Hey are you on instagram yet?

That whole shoot was the most thirsty, awkward, and try hard thing ever. It was like they were trying to recreate this Michael Fassbender shoot and just failed so hard.

He could have at least uploaded this...

A couple of issues.

I’ll buy more grotesque for sure, but it’s not like the basketball player’s life was ever in question.

That college basketball player breaking his leg a couple years ago was 100x more grotesque live.

Isn't this classified as a form of fraud??? Someone needs to go to jail.