Good for you. I am excited for your backpack.

The funniest thing about the Kaepernick protest was that he had been doing it for three weeks and no one noticed.

Chicago has some of the toughest gun laws in the nation.

No one makes fun of Peyton Manning or JJ Watt for all of the endorsements that they do.

The University of Wisconsin is a pretty good school too.

She comitted suicide 13 years after he was acquited?

Why would you capitalise slavery in the context that you did?

I’ll need to see a release stating that that kiss was consensual.

I know right, death to men.

Records weren’t that good back then. No one really knows who died in the Holocaust.

Lesbians?

Is this because he spelled her name wrong?

Five out of four women were sexually asaulted in 1945 when men came back from the war.

Sex is a mystery.

So what’s to stop a student athlete from buying 10 copies of the biology book and reselling them on the open market to get a little spending money?

I had an economics professor that wrote the book for his macro class. He wrote the book because he was tired of learning the nuances of each new edition that was published every other year.

I think that is spelled Nagasaki taki.