“CVT Transmission”

Im not entirely certain which is worse, the press car getting towed, or your inability to distinguish the proper usage of "than" vs "then". 

To be fair, the ask was never answered. The asker was only really ever insulted.

What did Mr. Pink tip from? Pre or post tax...

Glad we got an update on the Tupperware, but the plot thickens... Much like the leftover Alfredo sauce in the Tupperware.

I it me, or does the angle the red one was taken at make it look like a stretched VW Beetle? 

Thanks for your Probeing and thoughtful comment. My wife and I read it; it nearly Taurus apart laughing. Crown Victoria herself would have been proud.

According to some sources, the world’s helium supply was due to run out in October 2018.

Whoah there. Slow down; the point flew right past you.

Agreed. All about perspective on this.

Despite all of the belly aching above in the article and below in the comments ...people...still...fly....Ryanair.

how..DARE you speak of brain eating space slugs in such a manner! They have standards, y'know.

Seems like dear author and/or moderators are being rather....selective...in their comment approvals. 

Yo!...

The title is factually incorrect. She was enrolled in college. She just couldn’t pay for room and board (which is regretful).

A car dealership engaging in shady activity!? First I've heard of it. 

“...Chevy Volt/Bolt because they are all Real People, Not Actors™”

Ding ding ding ding... Give the commenter a cigar.

That was the same update from 2 years ago!

Just reading the headline, I’d imagine I could push a battery weighing that much a good 10 feet, given my current lack of physical fitness.