That was the same update from 2 years ago!

Just reading the headline, I’d imagine I could push a battery weighing that much a good 10 feet, given my current lack of physical fitness.

Buying a vehicle that hasn't been smoked in works just as well.

Damn. Who smokes flares!?

Tom for President!

Boy oh boy was that only 3 years ago... 

That may be the law in 47 states, but in Russia, teenager blame you.