Riddick!!

Berlin Wall coming down.

Marine Todd? Is that you?

Stick to sports.

It’s a fucking shame they both can’t lose. What I’m really saying here is fuck both the Royals and the Cardinals.

I’ve got $1000 that says you’re fat.

You’re not too bright.

Who in their right mind chooses Sam Bowie over MJ?

Oh will you just fuck off.

Because not everyone is a cranky, miserable, unreasonable shithead.

Arrested?? FUCK THAT. Way too lenient. Someone should taser his ballsack at the very least.

“isn’t technically illegal, but it goes against the spirit of _____”

Deadspin staff meeting?

Blowjobs and red meat.

How dare you, sir. Baseball trade rumors are one of the three things that still bring a little joy to my otherwise mundane existence.

Whitlock is definitely farting in that picture, right?

LeBron is a bitch. Green is an asshole. Keep up.

That’s the American way. Why do you hate America?

If he had done the big balls dance down the third baseline and moonwalked across the plate. Then you can hit him, but not before.

I cannot stand that motherfucker. Is there anyone on a current major league roster who is more insufferable? Besides Papelbon, of course.