Keeping you regular.

This is a nonsensical defense of an obviously inept government agency that has been shown to make numerous mistakes that in many cases jeopardize passenger safety (the Houston businessman who flew with a loaded handgun in his briefcase comes to mind). First, they change the conditions for travel every 15 minutes. From…

Can we just do away with the olympics. Who honestly gives a shit anymore and with all of the doping and corruption, it’s time to let go. Except for curling, of course.

It is my sincere desire to see the Cardinals bring back Lackey, sign Brian McCann, and hire Goose Gossage to manage. Then we could really see how to play the right way.

You make an excellent point: If things weren’t the same, they could have possibly been different. Did you get your degree at Dunning-Kruger University?

“but then later you find out he’s some weird masochism fetishist who likes being stung in the balls by jellyfish.”

I believe, and correct me if I’m wrong, that the Cardinals are also leading the league in errors.

Do any of you take your shoes off at your desk in the office? My office mate does this and it drives me absolutely crazy.

What do you suppose Marino is thinking in that photo? “I really like hamburgers” is my guess.

Is there any doubt that our elected officials have lost control of the national security apparatus?

Dear God. When even the sales pitch renderings look this bad, what can you expect. Does it actually have the yellow and orange walkways? Man, that is hideous.

Does anyone give a shit?

Listen, if you can’t relax while being puked on and watching a good ole-fashioned stabbing, then you’re not an American.

It’s like Orange County with a splash of Marines. Delicious.

Does anyone have old drawings of stadiums that grew into or have grown into eyesores? I would love to see a rendering of the Trop before it was built for comparison. Just to reassure myself that this is all bullshit.