Ben Kweller’s Ice Ice Baby is perhaps the best of the genre, partly because you don’t have to feel any guilt about the original being ruined.

I feel like we’re going to be reading versions of this word salad regularly between now and election day.

This movies’s got Jamie Foxx and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in it so I’m in.

Nope, you remember it perfectly. It is not a good film, and will not ever actually be due for a reappraisal.

That nacho table thing makes me irrationally angry. Nachos are only good for a brief time before they get soggy and gross. Nobody wants unintentional chialquiles because when they’re unintentional, they’re just gross and soggy chips.

There are two types of Animal Crossing players. I like that the game is slow and kinda obtuse in how it works. The fact that perhaps the most significant aspect of Animal Crossing is that it runs in real-time gives insight into Nintendo’s vision for the experience they’re trying to deliver. I don’t think these QOL…

God. Wear a fucking mask. This is not about your assault. It is the worst thing that could ever have happened to you. And it truly sucks. And fuck that guy/girl/human. But, you know what?  This isn’t about that. And we all have traumatic shit we are dealing with right now. Wear a mask or stay the fuck home.

It doesn’t even cop out with the uplifting ending. Only like 3 people actually pass the class (including the dude that goes to bathroom and never comes back). They all just improve slightly.

How dare you lump Whattchamacallit in with Oh Henry and Paydays. Whatchamacallit is the hidden gem of the candy rack. I’m couldn’t even tell you what an Oh Henry is and Paydas? Might as well just get a bag of honey roasted peanuts.  They are better and less dry

This news story would be funnier if they just decided to replace Kindergarten Cop with the Dolph Lundgren starring direct to video sequel Kindergarten Cop 2 so that in the end nobody is happy. 

Once I organized a bad movie night double feature of Kindergarten Cop and Kindergarten Cop 2. When I realized the movie…

Be sure to check out the It’s Always Sunny... episode “The Gang Hits the Slopes,” then.

Oh, man. I loved this movie as a kid, and apparently had no idea who Carl Reiner was at the time, because when I read this article, my first and overwhelming thought was “Carl Reiner directed Summer School?!?!?!”

My only memory of this movie is stumbling across it on TV as a kid, hearing a character say the TBS-censored expletive “Bullchips!” and promptly changing the channel. 10-year-old me wanted full on cussing or nothing at all.

Attention the left:  this is why no one likes us.

Let’s not forget the rampant trans erasure by having a small boy proudly announce that “Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina”!

God people are so fucking stupid

To the troll Lizardo: no one cares what you think, here, or in real life. You are not worthy of love in your current form, and therefore no one really loves you. You know it’s true. No one loves you. You’re nothing.

That fake trailer, that’s from This Is the End, right?

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