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Here’s an IG post that took the same concept and made it tinier. So it’s more mini, but perhaps still not cereal, depending on how you look at it...

Still have mine

The track “Labor of Love” is one of the reasons that the opening scene of the first movie is probably the best from the new Star Trek series.

Did you read the f*cking article? Get out of here with that bullshit.

It’s kinda lame but if you are an artist you’ll process things through art. I’m not going to get mad at white people for being sad. Everyone with a heart is sad rn. 

Yes, Master and Commander is the best Star Trek movie. I won’t bore you detailing the parallels because you obviously know them. Likewise, the best Fantastic Four films are The Incredibles and Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, and fifth best James Bond film is Kingsmen.

Pretty sure “He pulls a knife, you pull a guy,” is dialogue from the porn classic The Touchables. 

If we call up The Hague we can have Hollywood put on trial for the crime against humanity of not giving M&C a sequel, right? Right? 

Of course Tom was joking, the best Star Trek movie is Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World. (Apparently I mostly come here to shoehorn MoC into the discussions and I am fine with this.)

The squirrel sequence has always stuck with me.

“But if you want to sit at the cool table you watch the series, along with Dark City. Then we can talk.”

I think this is really cool. Reminds me of the way Phil Collins went back and recreated his album art for his remastered albums (apologies if bringing up Phil Collins upsets anyone):

Imagine expressing how you have learned to cope with your mental health, only to be told you’re wrong because it might not be relatable for everyone.

In my fantasy world, If I owned that store or delivery service I would immediately suspend delivery to that gated community and just tell people I will drop it off at the gate and they can call that racist piece of crap Stewart to complete the delivery.

Would look great next to Springbok’s Little Red Riding Hood’s Hood jigsaw

“What do you think?”

and you can make grape nuts by grabbing a handful of gravel but no one wants either of those when you can have pancake cereal

The one thing in the world that makes me feel old is food that you’re supposed to photograph but not actually enjoy. 

I like this train of thought. Call it the “Better Off Geddes” challenge where you recreate Geddes’s pictures with whatever babies, puppies, rolls of toilet paper you have laying around and include a breakdown of your production costs. I'm guessing most can run under a couple hundred bucks.

it takes about $250,000 to $350,000 to produce the kinds of shoots that I do