As if all the plastic waste from a regular Keurig wasn't bad enough. 

Exactly.  Pain is negative sensory input used to avoid system damage.

You think this is hard to rationalize? Come on Torchinsky. I can justify picking Reese’s out of my kids’ Halloween bags, I can handle this.

AKSHUALLY...

I wish Gawker would adopt stronger editorial policies when it comes to their use of hyperbolic headlines. This article discusses a single appointment to a Witmer’s transition team.

“David Spade hasn’t had an objectively great comedy role in a long time...”

I’m not sure if it’s possible to ask this question without any form of subtext whatsoever . . .

Get Joshua Jackson. Let him play Charlie from the original Mighty Ducks movies. He is now in the Gordon Bombay role and is forced to coach little league hockey team. He’s over it until he gets a visit from his old coach Gordon, who is now in the Hans role from the movies. Throw in one or two charismatic kid leads and…

Sure, I realize I didn’t give a whole lot of context, though I’m not sure where I suggested that rural Americans were “primarily” responsible for our collective inaction on guns.

I may be in a mood, but I hate these people and if I had been in the subway car I would’ve literally wanted to murder them.

It’s interesting how much of a disparity there is between the cultural fixation on trans women and the cultural indifference to trans men. I suspect that a big part of it is that trans women are doing something perceived as much more transgressive, i.e. rejecting male privilege and (in many cases) masculinity-both of…

Friendly reminder that not everyone wants to deal with your nerd box.

Except that the Raspberry Pi will always have a worse UI, worse user experience, and is definitely on the wrong side of the legal debate.

It’s hard to know what to say. I’m a gay man who got pretty screwed up by my particular religious upbringing and had a very hard time articulating my sexuality to my father (who is an infinitely better man than Mac’s dad). So that final dance was brutal (and my god, if you ever doubted De Vito can act watch his…

Uh...what? Of course European settlers took the land. The Native Americans were here first and had their own systems of laws and regulations about ownership and land rights. The Europeans saw something they wanted and trampled all over the Natives’ sovereignty to take it. Let’s not rewrite history.

I hate food waste. Fuck these people.

You seem to be the one with a problem.

I’ve never understood why anyone would want a sequel. These two managed to have a happy ending on Black fucking Mirror, why would you want to risk taking that away?

Unless there’s a layer of ice forming on the coffee you ordered 2 minutes ago, it’s not too cold. If you’re one of those people that’s always too cold, then wear more clothes. As one of those people who is always too hot, I would trade places with you in instant. You can always put on more clothes, but ‘society’ says…

This was so unnecessary. She could have just easily said, “OMG how could I forget?! I’m in good company ;)” and kept it moving. Instead she went all #WhiteFilmsMatter and it’s becoming a thing now.

Swear my ass shoulda gone into PR