Just delete your Facebook account. There is no valid reason to still have one.

Not again, last time you sold me courtroom seats they ended up being at the defendant’s table next to a murder clown, I hate clowns man, especially murder ones, why you got 0 of 5 stars on your review, jerk.

Great googly moogly.

She charged the batteries last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine A.M.

If the overall goal is cutting global carbon emissions, a good place to start is doing something to make global oil and gas trading less of a draw for folks who want to get rich, but don’t want to get anywhere near the oil patch.

“You know, it’s a real shame that some jerk came along and removed all the net neutrality rules. Who was that again?” he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

*Former West Virginia Lawmaker

And this is why you don’t high on the feral hog.

who in the world thought it wasnt. if apple sold a car the steering wheel windows headlights wheels and tires would be optional add ons. you could only drive on city streets unless you subscribed to the highway pack. then you could drive on state highways but interstate highways need the icar+ not the base icar. if…

So, like, used car places are just selling people garbage for $3,500?  Antique stores and Goodwill are peddling refuse?  I’m not sure that’s how it works. You have probably given away things you don’t need anymore to people who could use them more than you can, and probably accepted things under similar circumstances.…

If he finally came out, a lot of men would.

Disney should partner with a covid tracing app and send you a new photo with dead guests replaced by the haunted mansion ghosts.

Absolutely no idea what at all was happening in that trailer, but it still has me excited for this show. It looks so much fun.

You said “harder”.

Finally. Anything to destroy Comcast. 

Also, please get rid of the “Sign up for our Newsletter” pop up. 

Because she got a lightsaber and doesn’t look evil is the correct answer.

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to some how maintain enough propellant for these types of debris to de-orbit themselves? I get that launching any mass is exceptionally expensive, but this seems to be addressing the symptom and not the cause. 

Please stop adding autoplay videos to every article.

I can’t be alone in wanting to hybridize Keyhole Wasps with Murder Hornets for one specific purpose.