Somewhere Eric Trump is crossing off “via Potomac with hand-held sea scooter” from his idea list of how to escape the feds.
If she wasn’t already married, I’d ask her to marry me.
My wife is a FB group junkie. She hijacked a boomer Trumper group, and told me it was stupid easy, and the dumbasses couldn’t figure out how to leave the group! They just yelled really hard in all caps. It didn’t go well during the roasting that followed. I love my wife.
Can we just leave him there and declare a new residency, “The white house” already sounds like the name of an insane asylum. “Mr president, Mr President, Elvis, the King of France is here to meet you!”
That wasn’t Voyager who answered..
Don’t worry, it’ll eventual return looking for it’s creator.
I’m not a fan of the no-cut-offs (it tends to undermine water infrastructure overall over time), but there’s a better way to do this. Have people get taxed so that a certain baseline supply of water is “free” per household per month, and then you get metered-billing for use over that. Make it high enough so that you…
More than half a million could range from 500,001 to somewhere inching towards infinity. Let’s say 550,000 people given that that number is not too rounddownable. A “more than” qualifier for a number like that probably works nicely. According to google, the urban population of the US is a bit less than 250 million.…
Hmm it’s not crashing into us this year? We can have nice things in 2020!
No. It would not be funny.
We really need to get a station up there specifically for orbital reclamation at this point.
Hold up, is stubbing your toe on ANY candy wrapper, (regardless of the quality of the candy itself) a thing that happens?
Who the hell is friends with five pedophiles?
Bad take, Reese’s are the tits. I hope you stub your toe every day for the rest of your life.
It’s not because they’re all virus-denying Trumpers though. My poor little dad has always loved cruises but definitely hates Trump; he was diagnosed with late-stage prostate cancer this week. While we’re still looking into treatment options I did ask him to think about what’s on his bucket list and he said taking a…
Whatever you’re smoking or drinking, please share.
Merriam-Webster is fine with chomping.
My fiancé and I bonded laughing over this comment. Thank you for bringing us even closer together.
The baby industrial complex will not let the gender reveal party die, unless it is replaced by something else that involves gifts and the purchase of otherwise useless garbage. Lets get ready for the placenta viewing party everyone!