For all his difficulties with his fellow players during his career, I’m finding post-retirement, post-American steroid freakout, post-return to baseball Barry Bonds to be a revelation. He offers legitimate insights into both player dynamics and the technical side of baseball elements, and genuinely seems to be…

Are you telling me that Ronaldo is getting £1m a week at Madrid?

So what you are telling me is that you are an actual fan of the team, not a fan of the fans, making you, therefore, one of the best fans in baseball.

The 0.02% belongs to people who were in France watching the match but unintentionally left their TVs on and tuned to Law & Order: Fisheries Crime Taskforce.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Votto will be fine. He is still walking a bunch and has okay power. At some point those lines drives will fall in for doubles and the Reds will suck slightly less.

I’m just happy that the odds are getting better that I won’t have to go all the way to Rio to catch part of the Olympic experience.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

*Should’f

Underrated and overrated are the worst categories in sports journalism. “Is Steph Curry’s defense better or worse than your perception of the public’s perception of Steph Curry’s defense?”

Soon this league will be virtually unrecognizable. A power forward the size of a single proton? OK, pal, but not on my watch!! Do you think a wing player should be no larger than a down quark so that he can exploit the laws of physics to travel the potato through the objective circle? NEITHER DO I MY FRIEND BECAUSE I…

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

Man I loved their Villanueva response. Westbrook is cracking you up talking about how he has to get prepared to sit the pine all season then KD comes in, with no joy in his voice, to twist the dagger. Bravo. I am loving the heel turn Westbrook and Nice guy aka the Servant have taken.

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

Fortunately, this is the NBA we’re talking about, so he’s got something like eight months to rest up before the conference finals get started.

Is that supposed to look like a USB outlet because they’re the Chargers?

Dear Angelica Alzona,

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

“Was Will Smith acting like a Saint?”