Even though I know I watched and loved every episode of this, the only one I can remember is the one where the kid got stuck in the mall that turned into the pinball machine. (Or was that a Goosebumps?)

The thing that always got me about this show was that sometimes, the bad thing....won. Like, an episode would end with an innocent kid who looked and acted just like you and your siblings trapped in a mirror or what have you.

There are so many episodes that DON’T have a happy ending, which is so awesome for a kid’s show in my creepy opinion. Another one that really stuck with me was the episode where the kid gets trapped in the mall pinball game.

I will enjoy this a great deal indeed.

I’m sorry but no.

2017 is such a shitshow that I fully believe that Blake Shelton IS the sexiest man alive.

I have never heard of any of these people. Maybe you logged on to the twinternet by accident? Try turning your computer off and then turn it back on again.

The guy seems inebriated all the time. So, yeah, he fits for 2017. I think most of us have taken up drinking, smoking, etc. much more in this year. People mag is obviously smoking that good ish to put him on the cover and call him “Sexiest Man Alive.”

... Did literally every other man on earth die when I wasn’t looking?

Adam Levine is not sexy. I still quote the Jezebel article that called him the human embodiment of chlamydia anytime anyone mentions him and that picture of him in his underwear frightens me.

For most stars, even the biggest ones, I tend to be like yeah that’s fine they’re as good a choice as anyone I guess. Bruno Mars is one of the few where I’m like “this individual was born to be a superstar and it would be a crime against humanity for it to be any other way.”

I am Mexican (and in Chicago!) and I am so picky about the Mexican restaurants I go to for tacos and such, but holy fuck I love Chipotle. I think it’s because it absolutely IS NOT Mexican. BUT IT’S DELICIOUS AND I WILL EAT IT FOREVER (or until I get food poisoning from it).

Surely this post is meant to troll us?

Does sexy still mean the same thing? Are we redefining words now?

It’s just nice to see a 40-something white guy get some recognition for once.

Blake Shelton is the opposite of sexy. He is an anaphrodisiac.

lol wut

This is truly Trump’s America.

GTFO