Hmm... my way of dealing has been to cut off all communication with these "friends", usually starting with a non-response text to their last social invite ex: "I can't but let's do something kind of soon" followed by radio silence, however in this smallish town with an even smaller expat community, awkwardly bumping…

You are me and I am you... well, the black version of you anyway. And also, I am still making friends of this nature and I am almost 30. Time to go re-evaluate my friend-making skills. Although, in my defense, I live in a foreign land in a shitty town and for some reason am a magnet for insecure English speaking white…

Mozzarella sticks! I imagine string cheese covered with some sort of batter would work well. Also, homemade corndogs. Mini corndogs totally count!

Dismiss that last one:

Here's mine!

I laughed so hard that I got knocked down... but no worries, I got up again.