Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Not enough of a fuss has been made about Ivanka going to Berlin for the W20 summit. She has no qualifications to work in policy, international law or norms, diplomacy, or women’s rights. She has no reason to be the representative for our country, other than being the daughter of the president. She is not a fucking…

Thank you. I can’t believe they’re issuing stays for 10 minutes, 45 minutes, etc. Forget execution; being teased with your own imminent death like this seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me.

God doesn’t exists, next question.

Politipets.

But his meetings now begin at 9 a.m., earlier than they used to, which significantly curtails his television time. Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books, is able to end his evenings with plenty of television.

alternate headline:

Some people see blue and black, some people see white and gold, and some people see an empty store front.

My favorite so far today.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

As a penis owner the thing men are best at is breaking things while trying to fix something... This works on like a gazllion levels.

Cue the Pizza Delivery Guy.

Dance magic dance

Reverse mermaid

It’s really sad that this article has to go on Deadspin.

The Economist’s new cover:

“I don’t characterize [grabbing a woman by the genitals] as sexual assault. I think that’s a stretch.” - Jeff Sessions (R - AL)

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…