A new investigation offers a very simple hypothesis for why the water stayed dirty: Someone stole the money.

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No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

You’ve failed, Near-Sighted Mustang

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

OPPO saves lives!

Yes, so you can do videos with us! Think how exciting your life will be when that happens!

Mwhahahahahahahahaha.

It’s not the Keurig.

Someone cut off Ballaban’s access to the Keurig, please.

Audi tends to do stuff like that.

For the record:

It was literally the first thing I typed in the draft.

You wrote that whole piece so you could use that pun, didn’t you?

“Feels like you’re always stuck in 2nd gear!”

I dont think theyll notice. Last I heard, Alissa Walker was moving there.

Alternate headline:

Maybe Travis brought some Kinja over there.