If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.
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It’s not the Keurig.
Someone cut off Ballaban’s access to the Keurig, please.
Audi tends to do stuff like that.
For the record:
It was literally the first thing I typed in the draft.
You wrote that whole piece so you could use that pun, didn’t you?
“Feels like you’re always stuck in 2nd gear!”
I dont think theyll notice. Last I heard, Alissa Walker was moving there.
Alternate headline:
Maybe Travis brought some Kinja over there.
Hey epa why don’t you crack down on semi trucks and buses that billow black smoke 24/7 instead of a relatively small amount people that race cars on the weekends?
Big Brother is watching you live your life a quarter mile at a time.
That’s a shame, I guess we’ll never get to see these guys freak out again.