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Filipino to English translation:

My family had no history of car guys whatsoever, but what jump-started my passion for them were the diecast models they bought for me. Some were lost, others are still here today.

Well, it’s Japan. They don’t give a flying f**k about your so-called criticisms.

Put a mustache and name it Geoff!

Pandem, which is technically Rocket Bunny as both are run by TRA Kyoto.

Now, I feel ashamed to share that same name with him.

The front-end is okay, just the business at the back doesn’t suit my taste.

Um...when the stars are dark blue, there are no wanted level. Once they’re light blue...yeah, you get the picture.

The model year and title reference reminds me of this “CRX”.

They should give an option to make the LED color go yellow!

Beware, BEWARE! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, EEEEEPA! Believe me! BELIEVE MEEEEEEE!!

This Reddit comment sums up my response.

Don’t give it to Patrick though!

Nah, that was just a patch of grass.

Meanwhile, they also powerslide an Aqua/Prius C.

What if they WANT us to think they’re going to fail?

That’s the Pleiadian! It would pair well with Puffalumps!

Although I’m not a huge anime fan, I loved watching this 12-episode mini series! Aside from the nod to Subaru with its “driveshafts” and boxer noises, I have a soft spot for mahou shoujo theme. Also, the OP is fantastic, even though I don’t know what she’s singing about!

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