You could honestly not be more wrong

No. Because I interacted with an NFL marketing department once regarding something for my son and I worked with three people, all of whom were interns.

We are all Titans fans this morning.

This is very similar to how I fix my toilet by just absolutely konging out a monster deuce in there and then just walking away until someone else has to use it.
Did it fix it? I don’t know, but it certainly was a thing I’ve done. 

OK, Donnie Jr., but nobody forgot about your dad’s worst deal—paying $130,000 to rent three cubic inches of Stormy Daniels for seven minutes.

Keeping your players alive is such a bare fucking minimum that it should go without saying, but here we are.

In my defense, I was thrown into a position with responsibilities outside my scope due to untimely departures and leaves of absence.

will turn this 2-5-1 team around

No chance for it to get blocked for a TD. You’d still be up by two scores. Less chance of a good return due to over-kicking the coverage. The other team will have worse field position since you don’t have to free kick from the endzone after a safety

Deal!  Can I have Yvonne Strahovski or Margot Robbie?

We're all in agreement that Winston is going to be fighting for the starting job in Denver next year, out of football the year after that, trying to make a comeback in the XFL the year after that, and dead of an Arby's overdose the year after that, right?

Great flagfucking Jesus, man.

disagree on that one. It’s black and red. Texas Tech QB’s got the reputation of being purely system guys and unable to be effective in a pro-style offense.

...Maybe. (This was Barry’s good idea.)

This will 100% work and change that person’s mind.

Fuck. You.

If you took an oath before God and country, you better fulfill that oath. And last time I checked the 14th Amendment was still part of the Constitution.