Fuck 'em.

Imagine how many Super Bowls and World Series he could have won if this hadn’t happened...

No need to apologize. I owe it to my readers to get this shit right. Thanks again.

I am willing to bet damn good money it’s not. These cars are notoriously easy to total, damage like that is typical of the damage that will total-out an Elise or Exige.

I had heard him speak before but never thought of the Alex Jones comparison until now and I am dying. I just picture his pregame prep talk:

I came here to make a joke but I don’t think I can top “Muppet Alex Jones”

Found the moron. 

Obviously, with no one on the sideline to notice anything and with Chung only sitting for one play, there wasn’t enough time for anyone to get a good enough look to send word to make sure Chung was evaluated.

It looks like an N64 version of a beard. 

Semi-related: if the league is so enamored of their Thursday night games, why not just set them up for teams coming off a bye? It’s an easy rule: play Thursday night only after a bye week. Play Monday night only before a bye week. 

James Harrison is the best. 

I didn’t want to tip our hand, but that process has already begun. Subtly.

That photo should get progressively redder.

Week 10 preview:

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

Gore was on some very loaded Miami teams, but I think he’s outlasted all his college teammates:

I love how the Panthers got called retaliating. Very chickenshit reffing imho. 

Uh, he actually did. I mean, he totally killed people, but he was also consistently productive for them, right? 

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

I shoulda committed insurance fraud.

Fucking A! Him and Robert Evans....