Yeah. Definitely a “Check’s in the mail” situation.

Agreed. I would have sent the guy a check postdated to the year 66000

Great!

The question I have is this: what kind of records did those new coaches from 2001 finish with?

What is the point of first-rounders if not to find someone as good as Mack. The only way this makes sense is if both first-rounders wind up being that good, and that simply will not happen.

That’s just your opinion, man. And you know what they say about opinions:

That would be a great argument except for the fact that it is complete bullshit.  

This is probably true for the most of us, but something tells me that if an NFL linebacker got you in the side of the helmet, you’re going down brother.

Yes all 32 teams collude to keep garbage players off of their rosters.

I’m not sure who you are talking about but this article is about Colin Kaepernick who is a good football player.

Going out of your way to drag a self-dragging place like Cleveland is one of those ethical gray areas from the bible like hunting squirrels with grenades.

Her: “I didn’t do anything!”

That line about the parade, followed by, “I’m not mad, but my mom is,” is basically nailing a perfect uneven bar routine. Then, on the dismount, breaking your leg so that the fractured part of your own femur goes right up your own asshole.

Retired Joe Thomas seems like a treat!

This is like going to a circle jerk to prove you’re good at masturbating. 

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

I posed your question to my mom but she just said that you are a “Gloomy Gus.”

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

Politico is also reporting that Kavanaugh was one of the leakers on the Starr investigation, illegally offering grand jury secrets to reporters to bias the public against Bill Clinton.

Generally the issue with that, especially in big metro areas, are the homeless, specifically homeless drug addicts. They’ll lock themselves in and shoot up, and then you have to call the police to get them out. That’s why you’ll see a bunch of fast food places have keypad locks on their doors, and you only get the…