Irregardless, they wouldn't win anyway.

The only criteria of a fat guy TD to me is intent. An intentional fat guy TD is BULLSHIT.

Today is Veterans Day! It is for those that have served and are serving. Memorial Day is for those that gave their lives serving. Everyone in these pictures deserves an UURRRAH!!!! Thank you for serving.

I would not be true to my tag if I did not post the M1030M1

There is also a fairly large Fort Worth component to both the Rangers and Cowboys fan bases (or so FW people will tell you), so the location makes some sense from the perspective. The drive back and forth from Dallas really isn't that bad, as far as driving experience is concerned, as long you accept that it's going…

Ihedigbad day...

I dunno, you tell me

I had a white friend who thought he was a "honorary brother", then he said the n-word around the wrong person and got punched in his mouth.

"Coach Philbin, did you order the Code Red?"

God, if you have any tendencies towards paranoia, that must suck. Every day waking up and thinking "this might be the day."

Germany outlawing references to the Nazi party is an actual example of "PC police." Boycotts, protests, and anger towards people that offend the general public is how a free country shows its displeasure with undesirable views. Freedom of speech applies equally to those who spout racism as it does to those who,…

Oh Jesus Christ!! A Pro-Bowl all-world NFL offensive lineman wants to go out and blow off some steam and everyone starts acting like a bunch of pussies about it! Give me a fucking break!!! There was probably black music on at that bar saying Ninja this and Ninja that. Oh Paleaseeeee!! Where was Martin in that video…

That's a shame that Martin has such thin skin and this ended so badly. Pretty much everyone there loved Richie's fun and silly pranks, like the time he replaced an Oreo's filling with toothpaste and offered it to a teammate and then keyed that teammate's new Escalade. Such a fun goofball - people just need to…

You can't tackle a QB when he's still-in-bounds-but-about-to-go-out-of-bounds, but you can tackle a guy 8 yards across the goal line after he scores a TD with no flag.

Listen goddammit Meeman. It is time. Time to cast away the fear of mushrooms! Time to embrace goodness in all its many guises, fungal as well as not-fungal! Mushrooms are amazing, and it is your inheritance—your destiny!—as a human being to love them, to appreciate their ability to increase the meatiness of a food…

My #HotTake: If you do something awesome as a professional athlete in front of millions of people (or hundreds if you play for the Rams), you deserve to celebrate a little bit. Players who are upset about being taunted, take it like a man and get better so you can dish it out next time. Furthermore, worrying about…

It's a transposition of the words "retired" and "veteran," and a uniform error. With a guy that served both his country and his state honorably.

It's not even remotely close to the level of stolen valor, brah.

That's a pie full of coagulated blood.

You think you can earn clemency for your crimes by agreeing with me, you bastard? People who think Pumpkin Pie is better than Apple Pie are lower than dirt, and deserve to be mauled by wolverines.