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Rumor has it, this was all caused when an angry Alabama fan poisoned the ticket oak.

At least he's consistent about it, remember the notable times that he cut Brian Cushing and Duane Brown for failing drug tests?

And what's the steep price?

"13th-worst run-blocking unit" That is a really odd and negative way of saying "average". Why bend over backwards to make him look good in that sentence? He is a totally replaceable RB. Case closed.

At that moment, I knew that we were through the looking glass. Peyton, me, everyone couldn't believe what we were seeing. Some tried to stop him, but me, I could only stand and stare. No one was going to drag Irsay away from that horse. He had the mad look in his eye of a starving hyena after the last remnants of a…

Happy Friday, kids. It's time for a pauljones moment.

You'll notice that the title of the post is not Most Ideologically Upstanding "Pizza"-Claimants. Science cares not whether Chicago-style deep-dish pizza meets some definition of the word "pizza." Science cares only that it is a tastier and more satisfying foodstuff than all the other ones listed here.

[activates 50shadesofJimGray batsignal]

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Were you trying to set a world record for most strawmen and false equivalences in a single sentence?

not a careless throwaway. Moss fell down inside the 6 making his cut toward the corner. Smart play by Scandrick to finish out the route and end up with the pick.

Peyton Manning: [skips daughter's ballet recital to study rock-paper-scissors tendencies of Broncos' backfield]

Here is the question rephrased: "Could a very good college team beat a team made up of the best players to come out of college over the past 10-15 years, who also have several more years of physical and mental development than the college team, many years more experience playing football, and the ability to devote…

The Eagles' defense also did their best impression of a Papa John's pizza, by being cobbled together from unwanted parts and disappointing everyone involved

Your second paragraph isn't quite right; Kickstarter's terms of service don't say that you can be sued. Whether or not this class action lawsuit would actually work is questionable in major ways. First and foremost, the developers are supposedly still working on the game, it is just that the devs are doing it in…

Looks like you might be gathering people that don't get jokes.