Consider the BX Van.

It sure is, I was just trying to come up with a pun.

Tubulars and everything. That’s a good bike right there.

These are, of course, theoretical values. Real-world performance might differ from...ehhm, paper Mach-e.

It’s Emma Kimiläinen, not Kimalainen. “Kimalainen” is bumblebee in Finnish, though.

And it was Gilkes who knocked them out, it appears?

You have the wrong van. Expert is the bigger one, this one’s Peugeot Rifter / Citroën Berlingo / Opel (Vauxhall) Combo.

Jalopnik: “Make more small basic cars!”
manufacturer: *makes small basic car*
Jalopnik: *shits all over it* BWAAAAAHHHHH

— 6,000 pound psuedo-trucks —