I sat next to him in a tiiiiiiiiiiny restaurant in NYC several years ago. I mention the size of the place to illustrate how close we were sitting—when he got up he basically had to put his crotch in my face to squeeze by and I was 100% okay with that.

What I remember most about Troy, aside from it being interminably long & boring, was when Pitt insulted someone by calling them a “sack of wine!” and everyone in the theatre laughed for the first time in like 5 hours.

Honestly I can’t decide which is more iconic. The fan, or when they fall into the fountain. Or the mattress surfing. Or when she nearly breaks his foot. NO WAIT, make all the boy mooses go ‘wah’. I’m gonna rewatch this tonight.

This is the correct answer:

I rewatched George of the Jungle last week because Brendan Fraser.

I read this title as women helping women get ripped off .. and was looking for outrage in the article.

The end there, “something must have happened in between” made me laugh out loud.

This season was pretty terrible, and all the people that made it to the final kind of suck. Would have loved to see Shane or Cara or Laurel in there. CT is the only peraon I’m rooting for. Nicole and Cory are just the worst, they are just so damn annoying and terrible people in general.

It’s what happens every season. One of the few regular contestants who’s not a total dunce is Sarah from RW Brooklyn, and even she’s dumb enough to relentlessly brag about passing muster on remedial trivia instead feeling deep, deep shame about the curve she’s graded on.

CT wearing Johnny like a backpack remains the best thing to ever happen on the show. Second is Sarah’s shock that Johnny stole the money a couple of years ago.

Cory is the worst for all the reasons you outlined. He can’t hack the challenges and has gotten lucky.

I sincerely love TJ and how much he makes fun of their stupidity or when they quit.

Right?! They are always the best episodes because some of these people are the dumbest. The dumbest.

I can’t believe TJ let that happen. He lives for that shit.

Lol. I haven’t watched the Challenges in years. The last time I watched a season, CT destroyed Johnny Bananas by carrying him like a backpack on his back to the finish line. I don’t even know who these people are and if the older contestants still compete on the show. I am horrible at math and one of my worst fears is…

I am also way too invested in the Challenge (and have been for years and years), so I feel you. I used to like Cory but somewhere along the way he really started to bug me. I can’t stand listening to Nicole talk, so I’ve never been a huge fan of her (also she played Laurel just like a dude would, but I guess they’re…

I really missed the spelling challenge this season, that was consistently one of the best hours on television.

Camilla is the perfect Challenge contestant: prone to wild shit-talking when she’s doing well, outbursts when she’s doing poorly, and loves inserting herself into any and all drama so she can mix it up with people. Long live Camilla.

Shane would be laughing his ass off if he’d gotten to stay.

I was delighting in Cory being a moron because he is an arrogant douche for no reason, because while he looks like the type that would be good at the challenge, he is a legitimate moron, has no endurance, can’t handle the eating challenges, and just sucks in general. Same goes for Nicole to a lesser extent, and it’s…