The Republicans nominated the Rail Splitter in 1860. In 2016 they nominated The Rail Bumper.

He’s half Irish-Canadian, which gets a huge Green Ghetto Pass here.

Funny, many of us knew he was already retired when the Red Sox picked him up in 2012. Only the antics of the Clown of Stamford shaded AJ enough not to be dumped over the Brookline Ave. Bridge onto the Pike.

Yes, but can he get rice, cooking oil, and other staples in Caracas? Hmmmmmm? That’s right I said it. (Snaps fingers in an annoying way). Pissa goal by the way.

My parents used to go dancing in that club (Seapoint) behind her (The one with the lit up outline). The storm, the screaming, and the woman getting smacked by a dumb ass sign post are an encapsulation of their marriage.

Somebody going to break it to this kid that YaYa plays for Ivory Coast?

Perfect

That kick was 46.4 Couthinos Long.