Okay, this is getting out of hand. What is this world coming to? I just watched an off-air clip from a week-old game between the Bengals and Dolphins, featuring Jim Nantz and Phil Simms.

What it reveals is that Mercedes Benz has a significant part of their business in maintenance contracts. Because the right call if new sales are the core would be to let the driver die: he already bought the car. Meanwhile the pedestrian is a potential new customer.

I don’t get Tinder. I also don’t get sex. I mean, I understand sex I just don’t get to have any. What I’m saying is, somebody explain to me how to use Tinder to get sex. Thanks in advance.