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"My name is Ambassador Franklin and you can go fuck yourself." - to King George III.

Why's Pycelle even saying the Seven crap? He's a Maester not a Septon.

I'm aware. A proper eunuch has an underdeveloped set of vocal chords, whereas falsetto uses a portion of the vocal chords. But there isn't really an effective way for a post-pubescent man to approximate a eunuch's voice otherwise. Chinese movies are full of scheming eunuchs talking in ridiculous falsettos.

All the eunuchs in the show have inappropriate voices. It's a shame. But they've got two options if they wanted eunuch voices: dubbing by kids or falsettos.

On the two songs of Westeros, it's a shame the show cut the Ghost of High Heart and Tom O' Sevens from the BwB ep.s, else we could've gotten the Maiden of the Tree song from ACoK.

Just a thought I had:

Had I been a judge with life-or-death power over this series, presiding in a trial over its continued existence, and had the defense put forward this episode as
proof of continued artistic merit and excellence, I would lift my robes
and shit on the desk, because not even shitting on my desk would be a
greater

Hopefully, Oberyn's entrance into King's Landing will be a 1:1 remake of Prince Ali's entrance into Agrabah.

I LOATHE what they've done to Stannis in the show.   Stannis sentencing Davos to die, and then backing off when Melisandre tells him not to? Wtf is that shit.  Stannis is his own man, not Melisandre's bitch.  I don't understand why they've taken Stannis in such a different direction than the novels.

Or he was originally a woman, transformed by a mad scientist or something, and was never a pedophile, but instead had strong mothering urges.

I wonder how (SPOILERS) far they're going to go on Catelyn's zombification.  They didn't cut off Tyrion's nose, after all.  Will we get a flesh-rotting/bone-exposed zombie, or a lame grey skin zombie?

What was Krieger's diabolical plan?

This was terrible.

Oh, I am so confused.  Rottentomatoes currently  has it at 89%.  WHO DO I BELIEVE!?

Oh, I am so confused.  Rottentomatoes currently  has it at 89%.  WHO DO I BELIEVE!?

I wished they went a bit more hard science on this, with everyone deciding free-will is physically impossible with some sort of humorous closure.  Instead, when Amy even brings up human free will not existing, they just quash (humorously, though).

I wished they went a bit more hard science on this, with everyone deciding free-will is physically impossible with some sort of humorous closure.  Instead, when Amy even brings up human free will not existing, they just quash (humorously, though).

THE TV CLUB LINK DOES NOT WORK. I WANT TO READ A REVIEW OF THIS SHOW.

THE TV CLUB LINK DOES NOT WORK. I WANT TO READ A REVIEW OF THIS SHOW.

I enjoyed the fact that the states voting on Super Tuesday included Eurasia, Australia, and Kentucky.  The political configuration of Future-Earth always amuses me.