Even for a teenager/young adult, sending a person a video of their sexual assault with the caption “remember this hoe” is fucked up. Whether Washington deserves to spend a decade or life on the sex offender registry for something he did as a teenager, I’m not sure, but he should face some legal consequences for his…

In fairness, if there were a state to be a sex offender in, it’d be Florida. I can’t imagine he’d stick out too much in Tampa. 

Let this suspension serve as warning to all NFL players that all it takes is one or two sex crimes for your whole career to be put on hold for three games.

The week that Wayne LaPierre dies, I am going to go to Chipotle so that I can defecate the remnants of two five pound chicken and steak burritos onto his grave. I will be ashamed if I do not force out an absolute log that reaches from the L to the second R.

I need to get this off my chest:

I’ve defended LeBron for years and overall like him, but it seems like there’d be a lot less infighting and dysfunction if he would commit to staying in Cleveland beyond this year. The consequences of trading Isaiah/Love or the Nets Pick could be drastically different depending on whether or not he bolts in free…

Let’s not let this juvenile meltdown and his general assholic behavior distract from the fact that his Iraq War hawking resembled an open call for genocide:

The idea of giving up football for whatever reason is painful for me. I’ve loved football since I got Backyard Football 2002 with Drew Bledsoe on the cover. It is a tradition that has helped me bond with friends and family. I don’t enjoy it for the lustful demonstration of violence and masculinity that I could get by…

From a local article on Donahue:

“There is nothing on it that seems to have much to do with veterans or the military, really.”I haven’t visited the page, but I think it leads to another point:

Philadelphians must have been so happy to have someone who shared their values

No matter how awful Blake Bortles or the Jaguars get, I will not feel bad for Florida

Curt Schilling, on vulgar tweets made about his daughter in 2015: “I’ve said a lot of dumb things, a lot of stupid things. I’ve said things I wish I hadn’t said. But I don’t ever remember in my life, online, in person, in a dream, saying things like that to anyone, or thinking things like that to anyone,” Schilling…