jurassicbark
JurassicBark
jurassicbark

"I regret that I have but one chicken to eat for my country."

That was my first thought on reading this story. Gotta be werewolves.

I was behind someone in Golden Corral (I was a kid, no choice in the matter) and the guy in front of us tried to tell the server that he wanted his steak raw, not rare, but it was OK because he was a vampire.
They refused. #vampireseatgoldencorraltoo

I've been rolling up their crunchy tacos and just make a big mess. What am I doing wrong. These taqituos will answer all of my life's problems.

I didn't even think of this, but as a result I am now far, far, FAR more in favor of GMO's than I was five minutes ago.

"Traveling band of strippers" sounds like a twist on the old western. Surely they could have been more creative with the name...

That's why they aren't making flautas (they use flour tortillas rather than the taquito's corn tortilla), they fear you man!

Poor Arby's....save a man from immolation, and he will still choose Taco Bell.

also witnessed leaving the scene.

i'm here. lurking. ever present. smugly watching people discuss their flawless ruler.