The best Reese's are the ones in my mouth.

But then we won’t have the longest state name! We need a replacement. I suggest “State of Rhode Island and Yes We’re a State, Stop Asking”

I’m still waiting for my Nintendo DS XXXL. Prime Shipping indeed!

All my Game Pass games went to a server farm upstate.

I think I saw some extreme ironing on ESPN 8, The Ocho.

That is Greezy’s ship. Not yours. Stop telling people it’s your spaceship!

Taint misbehavin’

Captain Marvel 3: The Search for Captain Marvel 2

Cookie Monster is always my navigation voice. At least in my head. Hasn’t lead me astray yet. COOKIES!

Jawsome!

Number 2!?

An 1862 maple sap bucket is on my bucket list.

I get paid to solve problems, not prevent problems!

No Stinkor, no sale!

End us already you cowardly asteroid!

That’s why I have dozens of Facebook accounts filled with outrageous lies. Sure, it frustrates my family and friends, but those dirty psychics can’t get to me! Problem solved.

It’s all fun and games and until the white walkers show up.

That is a weird way of spelling Micro Machines.

It was Donald Glover. The real mystery is who came as Donald Glover.

She has several souls! She’ll show you the collection.