jurassicbark
JurassicBark
jurassicbark

All my Game Pass games went to a server farm upstate.

I think I saw some extreme ironing on ESPN 8, The Ocho.

That is Greezy’s ship. Not yours. Stop telling people it’s your spaceship!

Taint misbehavin’

Cookie Monster is always my navigation voice. At least in my head. Hasn’t lead me astray yet. COOKIES!

An 1862 maple sap bucket is on my bucket list.

I get paid to solve problems, not prevent problems!

That’s why I have dozens of Facebook accounts filled with outrageous lies. Sure, it frustrates my family and friends, but those dirty psychics can’t get to me! Problem solved.

That is a weird way of spelling Micro Machines.

It was Donald Glover. The real mystery is who came as Donald Glover.

She has several souls! She’ll show you the collection.

At least this movie answers the question of when Ethan Hawke will get his own Crank.

If I ever win an Academy Award I will introduce myself as “Academy Award winner JurassicBark” to everybody.

Not a peep about my boy Hurloon Minotaur. Typical.

Who made that muppet? It looks like something that was found in Jim Henson’s reject bin.

Chris Christie.

It’s great for washing down a bag of Let’s potato chips.

And, of course, anal leakage.

It still stings they didn’t name the car Lambo Calrissian.

I would totally watch Captain America: Civil War Gazebo.