Pepe. He’s a king prawn, okay?

Greebo! He’s a sweet, harmless kitten!

At least this movie answers the question of when Ethan Hawke will get his own Crank.

If I ever win an Academy Award I will introduce myself as “Academy Award winner JurassicBark” to everybody.

Not a peep about my boy Hurloon Minotaur. Typical.

Who made that muppet? It looks like something that was found in Jim Henson’s reject bin.

Chris Christie.

It’s great for washing down a bag of Let’s potato chips.

And, of course, anal leakage.

Good choice!

It still stings they didn’t name the car Lambo Calrissian.

I would totally watch Captain America: Civil War Gazebo.

I agree!

If you can’t do the calculations then maybe DON’T HAVE A JUMP PUZZLE IN YOUR DUNGEON KEVIN! I mean, what?

Video games don’t turn people into rage monsters, people turn people into rage monsters.

Why does Donald Trump Jr. sound like such a terrible asshole? Genetics.

So glad they released Joel McHale back to his natural habitat, the green screen. May he forever roam in the wilderness that can only be seen in the monitors.

Copying anything from the Bloodrayne movie would be more of a fuck you to oneself.

Antony Starr sounds like the secret identity of a patriotic superhero. Good casting!