I've had people try to appeal to my sympathy by saying that pedophiles have innate preferences that they can't help, and I can see that, but once you actually hurt a kid, you can fuck the hell off forever.

Which Governor's School? Because I actually attended the SC one for Science and Math for a semester.

Good. Nice. Nice and good.

Hand-knit socks: shitty or good? Because I like to make them and give them away.

In my family giving booze is a sign of understanding and love.

Is it bad that one of my brothers gave every single family member a bottle of fancy booze as a gift on Christmas Eve this year because "the shops are closed tomorrow and we don't want to run out"?

Admittedly, it is very strange to consider a friend, or even an acquaintance, as a predator.

These are all stock questions we all ask each other. This just means you're literally doing nothing interesting or worth talking about #realtalk

So the family should sit around the Christmas tree in silence because this grammar-challenged brat can't be arsed to be polite? Really?! Huh.

Teen snark is not as funny as teen thinks it is. People ask these questions because they want to interact with you, and this is an easy, safe way to do it. Your time would be better spent learning how to make polite conversation. I joked about doing the same thing when I was a teen/young adult, but I didn't, because I…

1. Because twitter is the medium through which all of this started, and the only one where it can be guaranteed Iggy would see his message.

Are you genuinely perplexed that there are multiple ways to effectively express ideas or are you just annoyed that Q-Tip chose a particular way that you're not as comfortable with? I mean, the latter is perfectly legitimate, but let's not pretend there's any reason to be sanctimonious about our personal tastes.

I would mock any white idiot who made that many typos in one statement. Holding someone to a different intellectual standard just because of his race is pretty much the definition of racism, though, so congratulations.

It's not an get off my lawn thing. You just don't get it.

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