Pubic lice?

I have always had a crush on Kevin-Richie Pizza Face Culkin. He really does it for me.

I'm thinking that random red glove is meant to distract. Seriously, what is up with that thing? Also, it sounds like Miriah might have been sick. She was taking some serious breaths to back up the high notes but they just weren't coming out properly. Her voice was still pretty good in the middle range, which is…

I find that home to be of a depressing decor... Back issues from Home & Garden Wisconsin 1994.

I'm typing this from the afterlife.

I'm fucking dead this is so cute

I thought he'd already gone up in smoke in 2009

I think you might be giving this chick more quib credit than she deserves.

I'd sooner stab someone on Taco Tuesday or Pizza Phriday than Thanksgiving Thursday. I mean, turkey is good and all but not nearly enough of a motivator.

Totally off subject, but your avatar image made me laugh. Good job :)

Star Wars nerds are the best kind of nerds. <3

Agreed but...Shia LeBeouf. (Waits for my slaughter).

I hate the stickers concept. Why do little girls need to have the available resources to critique their personal flaws and then implement them onto their toys? Maybe they wouldn't have known cellulite (I have never seen a child with cellulite — just saying) was a "bad thing" if their parents hadn't shelled out an…

Once you go Naveen, you can't forget that peen.

The lady is...unbalanced.

Where have all the soy beans gone, long time passing?

Tofreudian slip?

"A little bit 'granola'" translates to "white as organic, free trade cotton"

Ohmygod toasted sourdough, moist turkey, some Dukes mayo, a schmear of grainy German deli mustard, some stanky Swiss cheese and some delicious, homemade pickles. (I own a pickle company, so the pickles are CRUCIAL).

Turkey Soup, amirite?!