I LOVE “Wrong turn, old chap.” So droll.

Ha, because locking up people for an attraction beyond their control in the way to go AMIRITE??

I had a client years ago (back in the days when advertising was all about squiring around some angry corporate bitch from New Jersey) who I waited on hand and foot for a whole working weekend, showing her all the sights in San Francisco to keep her away from the commercial we were shooting elsewhere in town. After…